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These Russian military exercises are very realistic ..

My Savile-Row tailor is quite the quick-witted comedian, Most of his best material is off the cuff (I'll get me coat. Once it's complete)

R.A.F helping to fix the dam in whaley bridge .. The residents must have shit themselves when the looked up and saw a squadron of Lancasters.

The American airforce have 5 stealth bombers. The Russians have none, or do they?

Everybody seems to be so concerned with what’s happening in Ukraine at the moment. For fuck‘s sake, just calm down. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

A mate of mine posted on Facebook: 'Going to visit Hiroshima!' I replied, 'Have a blast!'

Hewwo Marklees son Me Hope you vewwy lell Its me ...Fu Kim Yung..Master of Kung Fu and me build Flucking big waww of China Me Go on quiz contest...Quiz master say "Which Wace horse was stolen flom stud farm and held for £2 miwwion wansom"? Me Flucking shout out "Flucking WedWum" Quiz Master say "Close..but no..Shergar". Now me now eat egg flied lice from Steph Parker Pishy Poshy Flanny. Paint the fence. Paint the fence.

I see The McCanns are holidaying in Malaysia now.

Just noticed Weaverdog’s meme about Noah’s Ark. Are we really expected to believe that two penguins travelled upwards of 3000 leagues across ice, sea and desert purely on the word of a man over 500 years old who thought it was going to rain a bit ? Also, being penguins, they would be unlikely to have a need to be rescued from any wet weather !

Popping a balloon usually results in hilarity and thigh slapping. But do it in the ear of an old woman praying at the Peace Park, Nagasaki...