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“This page is deader than your nans WiFi.” Whose fault’s that? you useless fucking Cunts.

New website formed by Jonnocrapresident. They stole the idea but as if intellectual property rights mean anything to these sad cunts. 'Wefuckanykid.com.' I hear Phillip Schofield is interested in advertising it for them.

I was involved in a threesome. Suddenly, the other two participants suggested that I defecate on their chests. Honestly, I never knew my brother and sister were so gross!

By the time Will Smith is back at the Oscars he'll have to do 'white-face' to get a sympathy vote...

As annoying feminists go Meghan Markel is definitely an attractive one; As a man's rights activist I have bravely glued myself to Prince Harry's penis.....

What's the best way to avoid public humiliation? I don't know...but it's probably not by slapping the host of a show in front of millions of people.

Huh. Looks like Will Smith and his wife are both black slappers.

Lucy Worsley had a little lamb And she called it pig heart Bennett Lucy wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt And said "Ooh boys come and get it PHOOOOR

'Dizzee Rascal: Grime artist guilty of assaulting former partner' Looks like they're both dizzy now.

I bought my other half a breadmaker as she loves the smell of freshly baked goods. It was the yeast I could do.