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In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

A member of the Irish rap group Kneecap has been charged with a terror offence. I wonder what it was he did? Maybe he tied a bunch of paramedics' hands behind their backs then shot them in the back of the head. Or bulldozed a few houses while the occupants were locked inside. Who knows?

92-year-old Ryland Headley has been sentenced to life in prison for the rape and murder of Louisa Dunne 58 years ago. I would like to congratulate the Police on their speedy and thorough work on this case and am glad he will spend the rest of his life in jail, unable to hurt anyone else. Thank goodness he didn't get away with it.

I always buy free range chicken. It makes me feel so much better that they have a nice life running about in the fresh air. Before they're hung upside down, electrocuted and have their throats cut.

Charlie Kirk is alive and well! He's a crisis actor, on the payroll of the anti-gun lobby.

Right-wingers just now: 'The left's hateful, violent rhetoric was directly responsible for what happened to Charlie Kirk!' Left-wingers just now: 'Uh, whose idea was it to make guns readily available again?'

Four UK activists have been arrested after images of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein were projected onto Windsor Castle. I guess the cops were concerned they might hurt the widdle feewings of the 'fuck your feelings' brigade.

The financial beast that is Manchester United earned a record number this year. The Red Devils made £666m.

Trump to award Charlie Kirk a posthumous Presidential Medal of Freedom. That's great! Now he'll be able to do anything he likes.

If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could've defended himself against that sniper shot.