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Bet omid djalili is pissed off. Wasted a fiver posting a father's day card last week.

I remember the pope when he was alive saying he could feel god. If your listening up there big fella, For your own sake watch out eh

Religion is basically an argument about who has the best imaginary friend.

The Holy Trinity: The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. The Unholy Trinity: Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

So if Jesus was crucified on the cross, what would Rosie Jones be crucified on?... A Swatstika

Heaven is not a place , It's a placebo.

The whole Israel/ Hamas situation could be resolved very quickly, if only both sides would grow up and accept that they have far more in common than that which divides them. They all hate pork products, gay people who aren't doing them any harm, and a rational, evidence-based view of how the universe came to exist.

Torah - The Jewish Adventures. Old Testament - The Jewish Adventures part 2, Moses' quest. New Testament - The Jewish adventures part 3, Return of Jesus. Koran - The Jewish Adventures part 4, Mohammed strikes back. Book of Mormon - Jewish adventures part 5, American conquest. Still nowhere near as good as Tolkien.

I met a preacher who lost his sight at a young age, he travels from state to state spreading the gospel of blind faith.

If the environment is right, the necessary chemicals exist, and you have a constant input of energy (sunlight), complex molecules form as a way to absorb more of this energy. Over time, some of these complex (organic) molecules become amino acids (most don't). Over even more time, some of these amino acids form orderly patterns and survive (most don't). Cellular 'life' begins. Over even more time, cells start to replicate and make errors along the way, nature being no perfect system. Most die out. Some survive. Even later, cells merge with other cells (most don't). Sexual selection begins. The fittest survive, the others don't. Different species begin to emerge, reproducing sexually. The natural law of entropy is violated, through an entirely natural process. Lifeforms evolve. Eventually, one species on the planet develops enough brainpower to ask where it/ the world/ everything came from. And that's where the prophets/ seers/ wise men/ messiahs came in and fucked it all up for everybody.