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My South African mate told me that once you go blick you'll never go bick...

The DNA of a few BAME victims of Covid 19 has been checked against the human Genome, to see if any markers indicate why they were more vulnerable to the virus. No progress so far but 1200 unsolved crime investigations have been closed.

I don't have a racist bone in my body. Fortunately, I do have a racist brain.

It's great to see Meghan and Archie bringing black and white South Africa together. A mother and baby they can all hate.

2 Palestinians walk into a bar... They sit down in my seat, so I bomb them and get my friends in the IDF to rape their children. I’m the victim here.

I remember watching a cricket match in South Africa in the 1980’s. A white umpire gave a black batsman out bat before wicket.

In advance of Comic Relief, don't give if you don't want to be branded a white saviour. Wouldn't want to upset David Lammy.

I was quite surprised to hear that Winnie Mandela has bought the farm. I'd have thought she'd just have seized it from its rightful white owners.

A South African was attending my art class. I asked him if he knew what "Symmetry" was. "Yers," he replied, "It's where we berry blecks."

Whilst I was holidaying in Zimbabwe I witnessed the necklacing of a black woman by local gangs in which they place burning tyres around the neck of their victim. I shouted "stop that right this minute and remove that top tyre , it's illegal" One of the men shouted " what do you mean illegal" I said "you never mix cross plys with radials"