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A coworker told me this joke recently when I told him to "tell me a joke" What happens when you drink food colouring? You dye a little on the inside.

A couple of cheese factory workers laughed at me today. It wasn't very mature.

Wetter is better. Unless you're in Valencia.

I don't understand all this LGTBQ stuff, can someone give me a straight answer?

My 5 year old son said he wanted a treehouse in the back garden... ...20 years growing a tree and now he doesn't want it anymore...ungrateful cunt!

I can tolerate most stationary.. but pencils make me draw the line.

As a proud member of the MG BGT QI ++ Jimmy Savile movement, I am outraged at that the BLM movement is taking the center of attention away from us. They even have a garment line. Bitches. Quentin Outrage. Batley. W Yorks.

New article about an asteroid colliding with Earth I couldn't read it... Hits too close to home.

Not one of my normal posts. Bit more serious. If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know, I need to borrow some chairs.

Apparently, up until the age of ten, Sean Connery's son thought Humpty Dumpty shat on a wall