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A new remake of the Wizard of OZ has been made. In the new version Dorothy only meets one companion on the yellow brick road it's Donald Trump who's going to see the wizard to get a heart a brain and the fucking courage to stand up to Russia.

As Hitler completes his 80th year in Hell, he is left to contemplate ''If only I had invaded Britain by dinghy, I'd have won''.

I was nearly arrested today for wearing a sticker I got with my watch. It was a Swatch sticker.

I hate Nigel Farage so much, I've moved to Clacton to avoid him. The news quiz.

Donald Trump, POTUS. Piece of Totally Useless Shit.

Charlie Kirk supporters petition Starbucks to memorialize him with his go-to drink order. A shot that you neck?

Donald Trump has released the results of his annual medical check-up. All the tests came back negative, including the IQ.

Le Pen is going to Le Pen.

Council in London: 'Should we refit Grenfell Tower and refill it with refugees, or raze it to the ground?' Decision: We'll raze it to the ground.' Nigel Farage: 'Can't we do both? Then everybody's happy.'

30 April should be Men's Mental Health Day. 80 years ago, a struggling artist from Austria killed himself, having not sold a painting in years, reduced to living in a shelter in Berlin. Such a tragic waste.