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It looks like the Russians are taking over Kazakhstan, however it is proving difficult getting reliable information from the region. Where the hell's Borat when you need him?

Keep refreshing fatboy...Delete it...wank yourself off to your mod powers. Mistletoe and farts

In a recent interview Sadiq Khan has declared that fire extinguishers & narwhal tusks will now be classed as racist & offensive weapons.

David Lammy isn't happy about the London Bridge attacks. "A Polish man saving us from the brown terrorist is the very essence of "white saviour" ", he stated.

BBC News: London Bridge attack victim had 'lust for life'. Well I've got every Iggy Pop album from The Idiot right through to Free, but nobody waxes lyrical about me!

The only way to stop a bad guy with a narwhal tusk is a good guy with a narwhal tusk...

Westmnster Bridge, London Bridge, Borough Market, Tavistock Sq, Charlie Hebdo, Charleroi, Hanover, Berlin, Brussels, Stockholm, etc etc. Your boys just took one hell of a beating.

Are you SURE jeremy hunt isn't cockney rhyming slang?

"Muslims forced to drink alcohol and eat pork in China’s ‘re-education’ camps, former inmate claims" Free beer and bacon butties?!?! Fuck, someone get me a koran and plane ticket to China!!

America: Oh my God, Ahhhhhhh, I'm goin to die. Help me, help me. England: Have a cup of tea and a biscuit and you carry on, Fearless cyclist reveals