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Now that Radio 2 have dropped Michael Jackson's music, I think it's time I went public about what Ed Sheeran did to me

A man in the supermarket reminded me of Michael Jackson today. He said, "Don't forget about Michael Jackson".

I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?

BREAKING NEWS: Posh Spice has just announced that she had an affair with Michael Jackson in England 20 years ago. Jackson's family have denied it...apparently he was in Brooklyn at the time!

'...To give you an idea how unattractive I was as a preteen, if I had stayed at Michael Jackson's Neverland, I'd have had my own room.'

Macauley Caulkin has defended Michael Jackson saying that he never came near him? Good luck getting near Macauley in the early 90s! Between the electrified doorknobs, blowtorches and deadly paint tin traps on the way to his room you’d have no chance.

I identify as Michael Jackson. My pronouns are he/hee.

Due to Michael Jacksons death, his London dates have been canceled... They were James (age 11) and Thomas (age 9) Credit comments sectiion rolling stone

I went to an Art Auction at the Neverland Ranch and the first item was one of Michael's testicles splattered all over a canvas. I put in a bid for $100 but the Auctioneer laughed and told me it would probably fetch $1,000,000. Apparently that's the going rate for a Jackson Bollock.

What's the big deal with doing black face? Nobody complained like this when michael jackson did white face!