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I read in the news today that Scotland are looking to 'ban cats" Fair play if you ask me, it's a shit musical and that Lloyd-Webber is a cunt

Lenny Henry wants Britain "to pay £19 trillion in slavery reparations" There it is; the funniest thing he'll ever say

Invading Britain is one of the hardest military challenges on earth.... Unless you have a dingy.

President @realDonaldTrump, wishing to show solidarity with Israel whose current body count in Palestine is around 250,000 since 2023, went for a circumcision operation to demonstrate his deep affiliation. However, the surgeon said "I can't operate on him, there's no end to this prick!"

Stock Market crashing. Planes crashing. Rockets crashing. Twitter crashing. Trump's America, crashing.

When the Jews return to Zion and a comet rips the sky and the Holy Roman Empire rises then you and I must die. From the eternal sea he rises creating armies on either shore, turning man against his brother ‘til man exists no more.

DOGE is cancelling social security payments to the most vulnerable: People over 150 years old! Heartless!

What's surprised me the most about the release of the Epstein files was the visible evidence that Margaret Thatchers name was no where to be mentioned within them We know how much she loved fucking miners...

After that terrorist attack in Manchester, Starmer has called a meeting of COBRA. Very fitting for a snake.

If you think Tylenol is bad for children, wait until you hear about yourself and Jeffrey Epstein, Donald.