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Apparently before his misunderstanding in water street in Liverpool, Paul Doyle was well liked by friends. One was quoted as saying he was a lovely man who would drop anything to help people. Including the clutch 😂

There's an advert on the TV for Vanish that says the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you're doing the ironing. Surely, the worst time to find a stain on your clothes is when you've been taken to the criminal forensic lab.

I bought a kitchen knife. It said on the packaging, "Keep out of reach of children and niggers."

Little Elsie was a shy girl, but as she continued to practice she began to notice a newfound kind of magic in her dancing performed by but herself alone. Then a crazed black Welsh choirboy ran in with a machete...

I was leading a kids' dance class. Imagine the horror of all of us when a crazed black youth rushed in and started stabbing everyone. He was singing: "Holl amrantau'r sêr ddywedant Ar hyd y nos..."

Thomas the Tank Engine was chugging along one fine day when he heard commotion in the carriages he was pulling. And he thought, "Fucking niggers."

I'm travelling first class on a train in London. The first class section is separated by a steel door and two guys with stab vests and metal detectors.

I'm working hard to put an end to Modern Slavery. Let's bring back the good old-fashioned type with chains, sticks and hobbling.

What kind of shampoo did Ned Kelly use? Head and Shoulders

In Norse mythology, Thor also used his hammer Mjolnir to bless weddings. I continued this Aryan tradition and struck my daughter's coloured boyfriend in the back of the head with a tackhammer.