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Thailand maintains its reputation of happy endings. (humongous kudos to the rescue team!)

Right, all you fuckers mouthing it, phone me now, say it to me man to man, 01708 765200, if you've got the balls

A 39 year old woman in Colorado has been killed in a bear attack. Let's paws and reflect on this grizzly tragedy, and prey that her family can bear the grief.

Fuckin hell it's getting that hostile on here recently that the BBC have sent Kate Adie out to report on it.

I've never been to Starbucks, but if two cunts come in and use one of your tables without buying anything, when other people would want to sit there and buy something, does that make the staff racist? Cunts!

why can't you play cards in the jungle ? to many cheetah's just another repeat of a fucking old joke

As Britain prepares to strike Syria, someone on a news article asked, "So when is Britain going to bomb Russia then? After all, they carried out a chemical attack, and on British soil no less." Well you see, Britain can't act against Putin unless Theresa May first clears it with Donald Trump, who in turn has to clear it with Putin.

What did the Japanese Kamikaze instructor say to his trainees? ‘Right, I’m only going to show you this once!’

There's a hurricane hitting where I live right now which reminds me of that old joke: Why is a woman like a hurricane? They're not. I get a day off work when a hurricane comes.

My sister is getting married and she needs 'Something old, Something new, Something borrowed and Something blue' So I lent her my copy of Interracial Milf Orgy 9