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Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour. Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of cocaine. Keith Moon washed down his anti-alcoholism pills with champagne. And Marc Bolan let his missus drive.

The wife and I have just been to the cinema to see that film 'Suffragette'. Two hours of a woman's struggle... full of tears, aggression, sadness, anger and frustration.... Anyway, after she finally managed to park the car, we rushed in and caught the end credits.

Just watching Spain v Croatia on ITV with that female Chelsea manager commentating. If I wanted to listen to a woman talk complete shit whilst I was watching a football match I’d get married.

I've put my name down to join the local Feminists Society. Hopefully once they see what an informed and enlightened kind of guy I am, I'll get to pump a few of them.

Transgender weightlifter Laurel Hubbard is out of the Olympics. She failed to produce a valid snatch.

I asked my doctor if he could give me anything for depression. He said he had a spare ticket to an all female stand up night.

BBC Website "Five things everyone with a vagina should know" I would imagine they are: How to make a sandwich How to use an iron How to get a beer from the fridge How not to drive a car How to put your knees behind your ears

When Prince Harry recently wrote an article about the pernicious effects of 'unconscious racism', I think he was trying to teach people a very important lesson. That even married men now have to spout feminist drivel if they want to get a shag.

People say that pornography creates unrealistic expectations among young women. Namely that they can earn more money than men.

'...Bad drivers are to get £100 on-the-spot fines. Which I think is is a bit sexist.'