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The four core FAGGOTS that beg for Gay “Faggot Gems” have ruined this page/site/gimpfest. All the old regulars who kept this site going you are the real deal. These fat cunt American slags are just wanna be communist cockroaches infiltrating what was a great site. American humour is childish and faggoty. It’s a no from me you gut necked twats.

This Just Made Me Smile

If Nigel Farage is supposed to be such a racist, how come his attendance record is the same as a black father?

"Nicest" is just an anagram for "incest".

I can't believe all these Veterans living on the streets having hit hard time and all that shit. There's a girl down the road that earns shit load of money for killing cats and dog's working as a Vet... come on you lazy bastards get your finger out!!

My new love interest told me she's had enough of my CB obsession and is refusing to take my calls. I think its over,over.

Just found out that cows produce more milk if the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I said to my girlfriend, "I think you should make me a sandwich made with meat from the trimmings from various meat cuts and fatback and sun-dried Calabrian chilli peppers, which give a characteristically fiery taste. The meats that are minced together then stuffed in large casings and smoked, creating a soft large sausage, which is aged for 3–6 months." She replied, "Nduja now?"

What did a 50-year-old Donald Trump say to the evangelical pastor when they visited an orphanage for girls? "LET US PREY"