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Why was George Michael banned from the lizard enclosure? Because he Karma, karma, karma, karma, cummed on a chameleon,

George Michael is a liar. I went to Club Tropicana but the drinks were defiantly not free.

Me will be at the presidents funeral . Me love smoking bush.

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse And the very next day I came out as a gay This year, to save you from tears I'm dead.

If George Michael was an organ donor, last Christmas he really did give his heart

I popped in to a place called Dan's Cafe for a bite to eat, but was sickened by all the non stop George Michael music and memorabilia, I'm sure it was putting subliminal George Michael lyrics in my head... I'm never going to Dan's again *This is a re-post of my joke from yesterday, the original was removed by the moderators for alleged vote rigging*

I popped in to a place called Dan's Cafe for a bite to eat, but was sickened by all the non stop George Michael music and memorabilia, I'm sure it was putting subliminal George Michael lyrics in my head... I'm never going to Dan's again

I just saw a pop video from The 80's with George Michael wearing a white top with "CHOOSE LIFE" written on it in big black letters. What a fucking hypocrite!

Perce Morgan has just interviewed George MIchaele's Boy friend? He asked him how he keeps Georges memory alive? "Well ,every night before i go to bed ,i make a curry. I then, put two spoons of Georges ashes in it and mix them in. I then eat it and go to bed? In the morning when i fart and it dribbles out of my Ass ,it's just like old times"! he replied!

In the eleventh century, Englishmen were forced to mine for coal by the invading French conquerors. Further indignities were suffered when mining as their words could sometimes not be heard, only fragments of interrupted speech audible at short intervals as if cutting out. Always happens in a Norman Colliery