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Bon Jovi has saved somebody who was about to jump from a bridge. They were halfway there. He had to hold on to what he got.

Perce Morgan has just interviewed George MIchaele's Boy friend? He asked him how he keeps Georges memory alive? "Well ,every night before i go to bed ,i make a curry. I then, put two spoons of Georges ashes in it and mix them in. I then eat it and go to bed? In the morning when i fart and it dribbles out of my Ass ,it's just like old times"! he replied!

Why was George Michael banned from the lizard enclosure? Because he Karma, karma, karma, karma, cummed on a chameleon,

Elton John had a fall at his French home and spent a night in hospital. In a video released earlier he said, "I'm still standing."

Clare Balding, off the telly, at Winter Olympics,was saying she worried about "wind whistling around the half-pipe".... Next time why don't she just get her missus to wear a snorkeling mask?

My mate passed away this morning, he died of George Michael disease........he got the jitterbug

In the eleventh century, Englishmen were forced to mine for coal by the invading French conquerors. Further indignities were suffered when mining as their words could sometimes not be heard, only fragments of interrupted speech audible at short intervals as if cutting out. Always happens in a Norman Colliery

George Michael is a liar. I went to Club Tropicana but the drinks were defiantly not free.

What's brown and hasn't been filled in four years? Fadi Fawaz's shitter.

Went to get my eyes tested and Elton John was in there, he was buying some Fari-vocals........