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I told my wife I can't do the dishes anyhow because it's illegal for men to compete in women's sports.

I used to have difficulties with premature ejaculation. It's much better now because every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I think about my wife

Christmas cake is basically the same as wedding cake, but without all the fucking misery.

What's the cure for marriage? Answer: Alcoholism...

Jeff Bezos has got penis cancer. Or as the press calls it, 'married'.

I found myself a traditional wife. Leaving a man, taking his money and alienating his children is now the tradition.

I said that marriage "feels pretty damn great." To which every married guy replied, "Stop", it’s been four days. Give it time."

We were at the Marriage counsellors and my wife was asked "what is her biggest fear" "That I will die old and alone, with nothing accomplished in my life, that my children won't love me, that Jim might leave me..." The counsellor then turned to me and asked me what is my biggest fear. "Uh... Bears."

It's been a while now since Kristy Mewis married Sam Kerr, but I am sick of the media rubbing these two cunts in my face everywhere I look

Watching tradcons promote marriage is like watching paramedics do CPR on a decomposing corpse.