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I found out that my Grandad is addicted to Viagra No one is taking harder than Granny !

This is our third election in 5 years. Said my Chinese girlfriend.

I have contacted the W.H.O it appears we have an epidemic of, wanky, hopeless , old, jokes on here. Credit prittstickbob my useless brother

I was carrying my shopping home when my bag split. I should have waited longer after my vasectomy to do something strenuous.

As my date leaned over the dining table, she whispered.."I can tell a lot about a man's sexual prowess by how he expresses himself linguistically." I replied.."So?"

The IOC is to introduce a new competition aimed at Army personnel with Erectile Dysfunction. The Paralimpdics starts on Monday.

Have you seen the price of ribbed condoms nowadays ? Save money by packing a plain condom with crumbled Shredded Wheat before rolling it over you knob. NB other types of cereal are available.

I've got 3 brothers all in their sixties, Mike, Steve, and Don, Mike and Steve have been using Viagra for sex for years, as for are- Don? no problem.

I asked my wife if she fancied a quickie. She replied.."As opposed to what?"

How do I go to the toilet? Out my wee cunt. What do you call me if I wear sunglasses? A wee cunt. What's the difference between me and bono? I'm a wee cunt, bono is a cunt. Am I a strong cunt? No, I'm a wee cunt. What do I call my 1 brain cell? My wee cunt. Why do I have no friends? Because I'm a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my sister? Because she's 5 and has a wee cunt. Why do I fuck my dead grandmother? Because she's decaying and has a wee cunt.