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To be fair those little Sparta Prague fans were shouting Gagger Goo Goo not Nigger Boo Boo.

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The Government has just announced that they are jabbing teenagers. Gylfi Sigurdsson is over the moon

I was going to post a joke about that pervert Toffees player, but I couldn't think of anything Werthers Original

Younger party goers will have to be double jabbed to go out clubbing. Meaning clubs will probably be catering to a slightly older audience than normal. Where is Gilfi Sigurdson going to stalk his prey now?

Grand national horse race has been cancelled, Celtic Youth has been declared the winner, ridden by A Celtic coach, owned by P Lawwell

What's the difference between a rollercoaster and Tyrell Robinson? Children can't ride on roller coasters.

Hi Weaverdog Hope you are well sonny jim Get on to this..Fuckin years ago...before he died.. i bumped into John Thaw and he said "Fuck me Joey ive got a mouth like an Arabs jockstrap"..so i walked him to my favourite vending machine and all that was left in it was a bottle of Evain..so i said "ill get that for you John my old china"..on which he replied "Fuck off Joey you stupid cunt im going for a pint". ..And that proved a point.. You can lead a Morse to water but you cannot make him drink... I dont think blind people should be allowed to own insects. Keep up with the good work my old china Bye

What i want to know is how do they grow seedless grapes and how do they stick the non stick coating on pans?.

that advert where the two women are stuck in a lift and someone brings them a mc donalds, i would have asked for a KFC meal, that way you get a good feed and a bucket to use in case you need a shit later..