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I don't know why anyone is surprised at the amount of male Muslims moving to the UK illegally Forced entry is very much in keeping with their culture

A country is like a woman... It loses its value and appeal when just anyone is allowed to enter it... And it's filthier and filthier the more pakis it's had in it

The family dropped the hint and bought me a state of the art male grooming kit. You think you're spick and span, when out of the blue, you feel a nasal hair brush your knee.

Police have put a cordon around a local park, after a woman's body was found. Why, do they think she's going to make a run for it?.

Ofgem has 1700 staff and a £130m wage bill. That's a lot of fucking money just for one of em to say: Bills are going up again.

Successive governments have closed so many museums, you start to wonder how much Tutankhamen's death mask would fetch on Dickinson's Real Deal.

If Bargain Hunt is filmed at genuine car boots, how come the teams never buy any stolen power tools or duty free Russian fags?.

Joey Barton being convicted for calling Jeremy Vine 'Bike Nonce', is a real cigar in the eye for Free Speech.

Isn't is awful that you find out your mum's got crabs by picking them out of your beard?

Is Schrodinger REALLY dead?