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What a day I've had! I've talked a Muslim into eating pork I've got three yanks into cricket I borrowed a fiver off a Jew I've persuaded a Hindu to eat a steak I made Prince Andrew talk to the FBI I've not convinced Gemma Collins to go on a diet

I had a Japanese once tell me that "Sumo is his country's national sport" You should have seen the look of horror on his face when I told him the Americans are starting to get into the game.

Whats all this shit being written about Gemma Collins? I wasn't aware she's dead yet.

Man crushed to death by wife after she 'stumbled and fell on top of him'. That is going to be a very awkward funeral, but I bet she puts on a good buffet.

They say you should never meet your heroes Especially if they happen to be Gemma Collins or Lewis Capaldi at a buffet

What goes "bwark ten kebabs please, bwark ten kebabs please, bwark ten kebabs please" ? Gemma Collins' parrot

I bumped into Gemma Collins singing a few Monkees tracks at a kareoke last night She told me she lost two stone Then I saw her waist And I don't believe her

What's the difference between a jumbo jet and Gemma Collins? Gemma only polished off 100 Indians today

No Gemma, the London Marathon isn't a bar of chocolate

I was having an Indian with Gemma Collins and in between shovelfuls she was telling me how much she wanted to go to Wisconsin "Baltimore?", I asked "Ooh yes please, another two dozen", she replied