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Ban pornography featuring strangulation, say researchers. Fine by me. The porn I watch starts after the strangulation anyway.

They say that one out of every four people has the potential to be a serial killer. So I killed three of my close friends. I should be safe now.

If you ever find yourself doing a Q&A at an American University, do NOT say: Let's have a quickfire round.

New search in Portugal in Madeleine McCann case: I don't know why they bother, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Except it's more like trying to find a small child's burned, smashed up bones in a shallow grave in a remote part of the Iberian Peninsula.

Americans know it's spring when a groundhog tells them. British know it's summer when the police say they have new info on madelline mccan and must go to Portugal for 2 weeks

My wife thought it would be fun to "role play from anyone in history" in the bedroom. "Great, you be Leon Trotsky," I said, just before I took an ice pick to the back of her fat fucking head.

Teacher: "Now children, can anyone give me an example of the Wild West?" Pupil: "25 Cromwell Street, Miss?"

Erin Patterson " Try some Beef Wellington " Judge " Try some porridge "

Whatever you thought of Charlie Kirk's politics, you've got to admit that was the best mic drop ever.

So Far Right Charlie Kirk has been shot in the neck and killed. Perhaps he should have considered leaning to the left a little. Then the gunman would have missed.