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I've just had a letter from the mosque saying they're staging their own nativity play and they want my daughter to play the part of Bonnie Blue................. I'm no Christian but something doesn't feel right here

What's the definition of bravery? A Jew living in Bradford

I've just bought a new puppy. He's black and brown with a little patch of white. I've called him Bradford

I was walking down the road one day when I spotted two black fellas sparay painting their names on a brick wall and one of them asked me if I would like to put my name up and I gladly accepted. However, all went wrong so suddenly just as I had the first three letters of my name spray painted on the wall the kicked the shit out of me for being racist in which I was not. They obviously do not like blokes named NIGEL.

I've got a nasty whitehead. That's what all my neighbours tell me anyway! I fucking hate living in Bradford

9,267 new cases of the Omicron variant have been reported this New Year's Day morning. From one house in Bradford.

It's lovely to know that more white people are popping up in Bradford, inspiring interracial harmony. The kids are out building snowmen.

Emad Al Swealmeen had intended to blow up Bradford Royal Infirmary but could not find a white taxi driver... Or any white patients.

I have serious doubts about Yorkshire Cricket Club and how it has appointed Lord Kamlesh Patel of Bradford as Director and Chair of the club. Handing Yorkshire Crickets top job to Kamlesh Kumar Patel, Baron Patel of Bradford, OBE, a life peer who is not non-binary never mind homosexual or even female . . . Ah, google says he was in Labour Party Whips Office. OK, I take it back, we can all guess what went on in the whips office… Welcome to the Yorkshire ‘Boys Club’ wink wink nod nod. Like a soggy biscuit M’lord?

I have serious doubts about Yorkshire Cricket Club and how it has appointed Lord Kamlesh Patel of Bradford as Director and Chair of the club. Handing Yorkshire Crickets top job to Kamlesh Kumar Patel, Baron Patel of Bradford, OBE, a life peer who is not non-binary never mind homosexual or even female . . . Ah, google says he was in Labour Party Whips Office. OK, I take it back, we can all guess what went on in the whips office. Welcome to the Yorkshire ‘Bous Club’ wink wink nod nod. Like a soggy biscuit M’lord?