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True story: I've just seen a white bloke walk up the street with two mixed race kids, they looked happy as fuck. It was like watching a fucking TV commercial.

Watching the Coca-Cola Christmas truck commercial, it suddenly struck me that everyone in it is white. But then you can't see inside the back of the trucks.

When I was a kid and the tv got turned off at night, it would glow white and then shrink to a single white dot, till that to disappeared leaving just the black screen. Funnily enough, the exact same thing seems to be happening with tv adverts.

White people lockdown for 18 months. Black people... ...we've got adverts to make.

These advert makers are taking “colour tv” a bit too literally, aren’t they?

Why does the UK need the census this year? We already know from adverts it's 50% white and 50% black

Do you remember watching the little white dot fade away and disappear off the telly back in the day? Well the same thing has happened in TV commercials now.

I know why Phillip Schofield got the "we buy any car" contract. Its because you have to enter Reg first.

To ensure inclusive advertising, the Puppy in the Andrex ad is to be replaced by a Chocolate Labrador...

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas. But judging by these TV adverts, I'm going to be sorely disappointed.