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(my OWN original joke DO NOT claim as your own even i would not do that) RIP Diane Abbott Oh Sorry it's Hugh Hefner who died. I thought it said Huge Heffer

FAO MODS: Got over 500 points now. What happens now? How do I get my name on the leader board?

What do you get if you take the soundtrack of a really kinky porno, and add the video of a cookery program? Any Nigella Lawson cookery program.

I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said hello best western. I said Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood .

#dianeabbort was asked about what she thought of Kashmir and she said that it was warmer than wool...... 🤪🤪

Do you think Hugh Hefner is adjusting to life in heaven? Hopefully he's not too depressed.

Muslim's must be fucking spitting now Hugh Hefner's dead - by the time they get done blowing themselves up there won't be any virgins left for them up there.

News today of the death of Hugh Heffner has been met with shock and sadness. Especially by the makers of viagra , who have seen share prices plummet.

Jon Bon Jovi is hero not just for his songs but after saving a woman from throwing herself off a bridge in Nashville Tennessee. Mind you if Eddie Van Halen had had beat him to it, she would have been fucked ( go ahead and jump)

Raquel Welch dead. I always liked her, but she did have her knockers. Fnnarr Fnnarr