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Being muslim can actually end up being quite cost affective. Take family gatherings for example. My neighbour is having a big get together for his; brother, Uncle, cousin and grandad and due to them all being the same person, thats just the 1 gift he needs to buy.

David Blunkett warns that Islamist extremism is fuelling a rise in anti semitism. Well who'd have thunk it

When is salami toast? As of last night.

Completely forgot it was Eid yesterday. Soon realised when it took me 40 mins to get an Uber and got picked up by a bloke called steven

India and Pakistan are at war. Or as we'd call it here in England, Bradford Vs Leicester.

Donald Trump has recently been criticised for posting an AI image of himself dressed as the Pope. Can anyone who's good with Photoshop knock up an image of him dressed as the prophet Muhammad? Then just let nature take it's course.

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“Mo” is short for Mohammad whereas Mo’s wife is short because she’s only 8.

It shouldn't take that long to rebuild Gaza. Israel has already done the footings

Michael Jackson was one of the greatest artists of all time. A true global megastar. Yet despite constant accusations of grooming and sleeping with white children his music is still adored by generations today. This goes to show that the only way to get away with child molestation is to have exceptional music. Or to be a Muslim taxi driver.