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Aim for the stars! But do remember to first take care of the bodyguards.

Watching a Donald Trump/Kanye West debate would be like watching 2 retards fuck.

I just read the Kanye West has become a billionaire. It didn’t say who he robbed though.

Kanye West has announced he plans to run for President in 2024. I doubt he'll get very far. Republicans won't vote for him because he's black, and no-one else will vote for him because he's a fucking idiot.

In the News: Little Mix complain of misogyny when they were first formed as record label didn't listen to their ideas. How shocked was I to find out that seasoned professionals in the record industry with years of experience didn't listen to four birds who had just been pulled together the weekend before, who had years of experience of tweeting, squeezing spots, and dancing in front of a mirror pretending to be Beyoncé. Next, you'll be telling me that they refused to listen to Kanye West when he told them Kym Kardashian was a talented entertainer who deserved her own record deal.

What have Katie Price and nostalgic chocolate enthusiasts got in common? Neither can remember the last time they had a big Yorkie inside them

Do you like cousin sticks? Kayne : ....Ye

Turns out Kanye does like fish sticks

R Diddy should just take advice from that famous song he did - 'It wasn't me' His wife Beyonce would understand

Roses are red Voilets are pretty Fuck me Harvey Then it's time for bitty