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At yet another pro-Palestine protest, the crowd chanted "FREE PALESTINE! FREE PALESTINE!". A bunch of Israelis shouted back, "LOWER THE PRICE! LOWER THE PRICE!"

My neighbour Mohammed was up on his roof, working to clean the leaves out of his gutters, so I ran and pushed his ladder over so he'd be helplessly stuck up there...... Just joking, Mo doesn't do any kind of work.

In Iraq we were introduced to a unit of Arabic soldiers that spent all day with caprine animals, like in the George Clooney movie. The men that fuck goats.

Dog walker murdered by Afghan national in triple stabbing in west London. The attack is not being treated as terrorism. So it's just them pesky sand niggers being murderously insane?

Man says ' ليس لدي ما أقوله as he is charged with sexual assault of young girl in Dublin...

A top official in Saudi Arabia said today that a Trump presidency would "set the world back centuries." The Saudi added, "Which is why Trump has our full support."

My wife complained that our red and white tablecloth had somehow been stolen off of the line. "Maybe the Muslims next door decided they needed a new hat ?"

I think it's unfair to accuse the Saudis of "sports-washing" by hosting the 2034 World Cup Who the hell over there has ever had a wash ??

Syrian TV weather maps are useless. Can't figure out whether it's gonna be Sunni or Shiite

Arabs. Even the way they read is backwards.