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Scientists in Wales announced today they have discovered a whole new use for sheep. Wool.

A scientist friend of mine said he was carrying out an experiment testing out the effects of beastiality on dogs. Apparently he's spent all day in the lab.

It's amazing to me that animal porn is illegal. Half the videos out there have black guys in them.

What kind of sex do dogs have? Ruff

Donkey sanctuary Ad: The worst thing you can do to a Donkey is break its heart. They obviously don't have a stepladder and some imagination.

It's not surprising all the Muslims want to come to England. After all, their wives eat grass.

What's the difference between a guinea-pig and a hamster? A trip to the proctologist as well as the vet

I once sold electric fences in Wales, and a year later I went back for a follow-up with some clients. "Turn the power down real low, and when the sheep get their heads stuck they're moving when they're making love."

She wouldn't swallow or do oral. Even after I told her it was safe because it's been tested on animals.

I can safely say that thanks to their upbringing my two sons will never ever harm a woman; in fact they won't even consider them objectively sexual That's because I fuck animals