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We're trying to decide between getting a dog or cat as a pet. My wife thinks that dogs are more loyal, while cats are less trouble to look after. While I'm thinking that dogs are better for sex, but cats are tastier in an emergency.

I had a shepherd's pie earlier. He was fucking livid when he came back in from shagging his sheep.

I asked my Welsh friend how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting but he fell asleep.

My welsh pal was bragging he'd had five sexual partners over a weekend, "Does that make me some kind of stud?" he asked. "No, it makes you a shepherd, " I replied.

Just found out Sir Anthony Hopkins is Welsh. Certainly explains why he wanted those lambs to keep quiet.

Did you know that the phrase "playing the field" originated in Wales?

I had the best hardcore sex ever last night with my girlfriend and my 2 pet labrador's. Only joking! I don't even have a girlfriend.

"How long did you let the Lamb rest for?" I asked the Welsh chef. "Until its arse healed." He replied

I prefer porn with subtitles, that way I can figure out what the animals are saying.

I'm doing scientific research about men having sex with dogs. If you have any questions, I'll be in my lab.