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What kind of sex do dogs have? Ruff

Donkey sanctuary Ad: The worst thing you can do to a Donkey is break its heart. They obviously don't have a stepladder and some imagination.

Maidstone animal charity appeals after Goat is stolen by masked men. If it's still alive, are they sure they want it back...?.

She wouldn't swallow or do oral. Even after I told her it was safe because it's been tested on animals.

Armistice and Aberfan commemorations were a week or more ago, yet Wales' players are wearing black armbands tonight. Must have been a very special sheep.

Armistice and Aberfan commemorations were a week or more ago, yet Wales' players are wearing black armbands tonight. Must have been a very special sheep.

I can safely say that thanks to their upbringing my two sons will never ever harm a woman; in fact they won't even consider them objectively sexual That's because I fuck animals

It's not surprising all the Muslims want to come to England. After all, their wives eat grass.

I once sold electric fences in Wales, and a year later I went back for a follow-up with some clients. "Turn the power down real low, and when the sheep get their heads stuck they're moving when they're making love."

The Donkey charity's latest advert claims that a heavy load could break a donkey. That's not been my experience tbh.