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What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A leisure centre

I took the dog for a wank earlier... No you didn't read it wrong, you ugly cunt.

If you're offended by my wife breastfeeding in public then you need to STFU. What she's doing is natural and strengthens her bond with the puppy.

Apparently, Welsh shepherds have found a new use for sheep... It's called 'Wool'

Here, have a mod joke..... When I was lost in France Bonnie Tyler came on the radio singing that shit song about being lost in France. When I was stuck in shit traffic on the M25 Chris Rea came on the radio singing that quite good song Road To Hell. When I was in Australia trying to fuck a kangaroo, Rolf Harris came on the radio with some good advice. ♪Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down♪

How can you tell if someone has too much time on their hands?

My welsh pal was bragging he'd had five sexual partners over a weekend, "Does that make me some kind of stud?" he asked. "No, it makes you a shepherd, " I replied.

I'm doing scientific research about men having sex with dogs. If you have any questions, I'll be in my lab.

BBC Zoologist Adam Britton got 10 years after he filmed himself raping dogs. After his idea for 'Springerwatch' was rejected by the corporation.

My first attempts at Beastiality were a bit ham fisted.