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If the Aussie break dancer had competed in the Special Olympics she weeping have won.
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My epileptic mate was unsure where to have his next seizure as we were out rambling, so he decided to fit on the fence
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I bought a pair of "epileptic" trousers, recently but took them back to the shop. "What's wrong with them" said the assistant. I said "they don't fit"
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The eulogy my epileptic brother gave at our father’s funeral was such a fitting tribute.
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Not one fitting room was free in Next today. What are the odds on five epileptics being there at the same time?
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I was in the pub telling the old joke about: "...If an epileptic had a fit in the bath what should you do? Throw the washing in..." when the guy on the table next to me leaned across and said to me his brother died last year having an epileptic fit in the bath. "I'm sorry about that." I said "Did he drown?" "No." replied the guy "He choked on a sock".
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My gay son's got leprosy. How do you trigger an epileptic fit?
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'...I was in the pub last night telling my mates the joke about; "What would you do if an Epileptic was having a fit in the bath?...Throw the washing in..." When this bloke on the next table said, "My brother was Epileptic, had a fit in the bath and died." Fuck me! If the ground could have opened and swallowed me up, I'd have been happy. I felt terrible for being such a showoff and laughing. "Sorry to hear that," I stuttered. "Did he drown?" "No!," he said. "He choked on a sock!"
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I went into the disabled clothes shop and asked for a pair of epileptic trousers. The assistant asked if I wanted to try them on "that's OK I said, I'm sure they'll fit"
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My epileptic mate has just won a breakdancing competition at his local club. He was only going to the bar for another drink.
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