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Michael J Fox was arrested today for shoplifting. Serves the thick cunt right for trying to steal a tambourine.

A guy told a joke at my wifes company dinner party  "what do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath ?" "Chuck your washing in " The room went silent ........ I said" my brother was an epileptic and died in the bath"... "Oh my god I'm so sorry" he said embarrassed. I said" yeh he choked to death on a sock"

I dropped my wife's epilepsy medicine in the washing machine instead of fabric softener. Now her clothes don't fit.

I just saw this Teletubby beating up a transgender person. I shouted "PO STOP!"

My brother just got a tattoo saying "carpe diem" which I thought was ironic considering his severe epilepsy

If the Aussie break dancer had competed in the Special Olympics she weeping have won.

I was in the pub telling the old joke about: "...If an epileptic had a fit in the bath what should you do? Throw the washing in..." when the guy on the table next to me leaned across and said to me his brother died last year having an epileptic fit in the bath. "I'm sorry about that." I said "Did he drown?" "No." replied the guy "He choked on a sock".

I went into the disabled clothes shop and asked for a pair of epileptic trousers. The assistant asked if I wanted to try them on "that's OK I said, I'm sure they'll fit"

Just got a blowjob from a disabled girl. Shame she was epileptic.

Why the fuck did Billy Caldwells mum go all the way to Canada to get some cannabis oil? They live in Northern Ireland for fucks sake. There's gallons of the stuff already there. And it was probably his heroin addiction from the age of 6 that has caught up with him causing these epileptic fits now he has reached the ripe old age of 10. The little cunt could do with a haircut as well.