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My young son pointed at a lesbian couple kissing in the park. So I walked over and said, "There's a time and a place for that, ladies." They looked at me. "Oh, is there now?" asked one lady, folding her arms. I said, "Yes. It's 9pm and my house."

The sherrif who attended the Tiger Woods accident confirmed he wasn't drunk. "We asked him to do a field sobriety test where the driver is asked to count from 1 to 100 really fast. And we were really happy that he did it with 100 doller bills as well."

Went to The Old Den years ago to watch my team against Millwall. We parked up on a side street in Bermondsey and this big fuckin ugly lump came out threatening us with all sorts, fucking and blinding, you northern cunts, you wont get out of here alive, all that kind of stuff. I was still gutted to hear she died of cervical cancer though. RIP Jade x

You can tell it was a bad crash because they still haven't discovered the body of the slut that was sucking off Tiger

You would think after her 12th nervous breakdown Mick would have gotten the girl some help...

Wouldn't it be ironic Clare Balding got cancer?

I have a radical idea for this site. Why don't we start posting jokes instead of immature retorts to equally immature rants? (Translation for the less intelligent: why don't you fucktard trolls just piss off?)

I met Mike Tyson at a sports bar. He chewed my ear off for almost an hour..

Boris Johnson resigned? Who’ll light Theresa May’s farts now?

The Gibb family have had some awfully bad luck. In fact their lives have been blighted by Tragedy.