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Absolutely no marking of Tiananmen square massacre allowed in Hong Kong. The Party's going to crackdown like it's 1989.

I told my missus a story that Abu Hamza once snorted cocaine off the deck of the Titanic. She fell for it. Hook, line and sinker.

Charles Bronson ate my hamster

What do you call a Shanghai resident who ransacks shops? Lu Ting. (Surely we must be running out of coats...)

I hear on news that drug dealing crackdown Rubbish, at least not in my town where drug dealing crack up.

Daily Mail: Can Beatrice's baby's horoscope reveal clues to her personality? Short answer: no

I was asked by my niece yesterday if I knew any Winnie the Pooh stories. Does a bear shit in the hundred acre wood ? , I replied.

Hi Markrees my BFF Hope you are doing fine and dandy Im fucking covinced Chum is a vampire and goes by the name of Blocked Account Dracula Tried to vote on a couple of his jokes but it told me to fuck off....fuck it Going to have my sardines on toast now....i like the taste of fish eh eh bye

At his wit’s end, Trump has re-hired Steve Bannon (the mastermind behind his 2016 election landslide victory) in a last gasp attempt to prevent Biden’s inauguration. The pair of them will appear before Judge Judy on Monday morning to argue their case.

My personal trainer asked me if I'd ever tried an ice bath. "No, only plastic," I told him.