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World Health Organization will rename monkeypox because 'it's RACIST and discriminatory towards Africa'. Bongo-Bongo Pox has a nice ring to it.

I once won a young lady's heart. eBay Liberia has some fucked-up stuff on it.

'With no tourist handouts, hungry monkeys raid homes in Africa-' "There's fuck all there either!" Commented one of the monkeys angrily to sky news-

What's the best thing about being Ethiopian? You won't have to be for very long.

Black history month. Outside of Africa, fucking pointless

As I can only speak English and French (gravement) I thought it was time I became fluent in another language. At the moment I'm learning to shout Nigerian.

I've decided that my New Year's resolution will be to help alleviate the water shortage in Africa. So, I'm no longer going to put ice blocks in my whisky.

Recently my company made redundant all of the white electricians we had that were doing the job, and replaced them with Nigerians they pay slightly cheaper, who are all the most workshy lot you can imagine. As I call them, my Africants.

Headline: “South African ‘diamonds’ turn out to be quartz as thousands of disappointed Africans rush to site” Sometimes these jokes write themselves.

How does a South African make black coffee? In a kaffatiere.