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An Israeli man 'cried tears of relief' on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage. He told reporters, 'Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.'

A jew goes up to a prostitute and asks “how much to wank me off?” The prossie says looking him up and down. “£50 to you darling, shall we go round the back ?” He replies "No thanks, I just wanted know how much I'm saving, every time I do it myself !"

A new Jewish brothel has opened near me. It’s called “The Gash Chamber”

Black Friday sales start. Israelis pause the war. Coincidence?

Today is holocaust memorial day. As a mark of respect, I've put a little wreath on my gas meter.

Rachel Riley would have us believe she's some kind of maths genius but she has the answers to the numbers game written on her arm. It's an old trick her Grandad taught her.

Israel versus Scotland is living up to expectations. It's a tight game.

Nine Jewish men have been arrested after police discovered an illegal tunnel underneath a New York synagogue. When asked why they had dug it, officers explained one of them had dropped a nickel through a crack in the floor.

Fucking Jews, bunch of arrogant cunts. Tried to wish my Jewish neighbours a Happy Holocaust Day, and now they won't speak to me.

I've devised a strategy aimed at eliminating civilian casualties in the Israel-Gaza conflict, which I intend to propose at the United Nations. Every time the Israelis kill a civilian they have to put a penny in a jar.