Sickipedia

What do you do if you're not clever enough to think of a joke to post? Fill the comment sections with absolute shite because you're a retarded attention seeking cunt.

I see the mongs are running the meme page again, what is wrong with these absolute fucktard?????? Wouldn't be half as bad if the odd one was actually funny

Given the wide range of utensils available, what was it about the spoon that prompted the dish to elope with it? joke by oboe. is this all this site has become now, shite like this.... and the ability to critique is blocked, so one cannot call out said shite.

Just got rid of the boring haggarty memes and now the boring cunts are flooding the meme page with shit unfunny troll memes Please don't post memes unless they are funny you boring cunts

So now MY jokes are being deleted by Sickipedia admin as ‘they don’t deserve a place on the site’?! This was the joke: “This website is being abused more than Madeline McCann. Sickipedia used to be someone’s baby; cared for and cherished. Even Kate and Gerry checked on their kids occasionally.” Not the funniest I know, but scored 32, wasn’t stolen and was at least original. So it’s fine for some mong to manipulate the scores, recycle old shit and fuck up the whole place, yet I don’t deserve a space?! Fuck you Sickipedia - enjoy your collection of shit stolen by cunts. I’m off.

8 men jailed in Oxford for raping 13 year-old girls: How many are named John, or Peter, or Harry, or James, or William, or Charles, or Andrew, or Paul, or Stephen?

'Not a joke' post and no doubt I'll get grief for this and have my jokes voted down on sight, but.... For fucks sake. You fucking retards who are fighting one another with big hard men keyboard warrior words on here and slagging each other off, why don't you use your energy posting some decent jokes on here instead of making yourselves look like fucking morons? Either that or message one another your personal details and addresses, meet up and stab each other to death. 90 percent of the people using this site laugh and enjoy the jokes people post. It's just a shame that the 10 percent who keep banging on about the same old boring shit and find time in between fingering their sister and wanking their nan off, continue to post bitchy comments about other users. If you don't like the site, the jokes, the fact that jokes get repeated from the 'Old site' blah blah fucking blah, or you don't like the users, then do us all a favour and fuck off, please. Cunt wank bitch fuck.

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'

Yet another celebratory ice cream flavour to try. Ben & Jerry's new ice cream flavor "Afghanistan Abandon-Mint."

Why are people called Jeremy, such utter cunts? We've had: Clarkson, Corbyn, Hunt and now the biggest cunt of them all, Vine! Feel free to add to the list!