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Police in Norway are using drones to search for an escaped Mexican. He was last seen cycling in the town of Tønsberg.

Headline: "US-Mexico border: Parents of 545 separated children still not found." Fuck me, I didn't know a parent could have 545 children.

Donald Trump has been spotted at the Mexico training ground showing them how to build a wall He made them pay his expenses

If a black and a Mexican have a child it's called a blaxican. So does that mean, if a spic and an Arab have a child, is it a sparerib?

When are they going to start naming Mexican earthquakes ?

What do you call a Mexican with no car? Carlos

A priest knocked on my door and asked, "Have you found Jesus yet ?" Apparently in a manner I was completely unaware of, a little Mexican boy that lives locally disappeared during a game of hide-and-seek.

"My Mexican boyfriend is only really good at smooth handjobs and stuff like that," said my homo son... "Not the kind of stuff like building a deck that you want him for." "Never mind, I thought that Dago could get over here and do what his people are skilled at with some Manuel labour."

Jota's car was likely speeding before fatal crash, Spanish police say. No mierda, señor Sherlockez!

With my kids, people told me I should be "lining up to see the new woke Snow White film." Turns out that by avoiding going to see this woke catastrophe with Snow Brown, I lined up my pockets with extra cash !