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I've just given up my job working in a bakery for a position at a Leicester crematorium. I've gone from packing cookies to cooking pakis!

A Pakistani friend of mine asked if I would like to wind her baby. I thought that would be a bit harsh so I just gave it a dead leg!

What do you call an alcoholic paki? Mohammered.

Why don't you ever see a Pakistani with Down syndrome? They don't like family members with very high IQs

What do you call a hungry Paki? Peckesh

I'm fucking livid that my daughter's Paki boyfriend got the shit kicked out of him by two racists. I paid for three.

Things only inbred Pakis say, #1431 “We’re deeply shocked our son, who we named Jihad, would do such a thing. Innit?" …aye, who’d have thought.

The UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood said at the 2025 Labour Party conference, "I know what it feels like to keep a cricket bat behind the counter just in case" Lazy Paki cunts, playing cricket at work.

I asked my neighbour Abdul who he thought was the GOAT, Messi or Ronaldo "I don't fancy either", he said

I've just been watching a Pakistani live streaming an ASMR video. He didn't speak much English so he didn't respond to the abuse that I was trying to send him but the little English that he did know, was perfect! "Please like, share my video. Send me super chat and super sticker, buddies"