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92-year-old Ryland Headley has been sentenced to life in prison for the rape and murder of Louisa Dunne 58 years ago. I would like to congratulate the Police on their speedy and thorough work on this case and am glad he will spend the rest of his life in jail, unable to hurt anyone else. Thank goodness he didn't get away with it.

I always buy free range chicken. It makes me feel so much better that they have a nice life running about in the fresh air. Before they're hung upside down, electrocuted and have their throats cut.

I'm sick and tired of Kareoke night in my local. If I wanted to hear some pissed up 70 year old belting out Bonnie Tyler songs, I'd just go to a Bonnie Tyler concert.

My girlfriend asked me to get one of those drinks with her name on it. I bought her a can of Monster, That's how the fight started.

In the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination, I'm sending thoughts and prayers. I thought it was really funny, and I'm praying the Nazi cunt went straight to Hell.

Right-wingers just now: 'The left's hateful, violent rhetoric was directly responsible for what happened to Charlie Kirk!' Left-wingers just now: 'Uh, whose idea was it to make guns readily available again?'

I just found out that La La Land isn't about a guy with a stutter who works in air traffic control

The UK Supreme Court has ruled that the legal definition of a woman is based on biological sex, although surely this is meaningless in practice. I don't know anyone who walks around carrying genetic testing equipment, so how are we supposed to know the difference?

Four UK activists have been arrested after images of Donald Trump with Jeffrey Epstein were projected onto Windsor Castle. I guess the cops were concerned they might hurt the widdle feewings of the 'fuck your feelings' brigade.

If only Charlie Kirk had been packing, he could've defended himself against that sniper shot.