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I popped in to a place called Dan's Cafe for a bite to eat, but was sickened by all the non stop George Michael music and memorabilia, I'm sure it was putting subliminal George Michael lyrics in my head... I'm never going to Dan's again

I popped in to a place called Dan's Cafe for a bite to eat, but was sickened by all the non stop George Michael music and memorabilia, I'm sure it was putting subliminal George Michael lyrics in my head... I'm never going to Dan's again *This is a re-post of my joke from yesterday, the original was removed by the moderators for alleged vote rigging*

Freddie Mercury had just finished his meal in a Greek restaurant when the waiter came over with a couple of plates for him to smash. "Can you go and get me another one please?" Asked Freddie. "Why?" Asked the waiter. "I want to break three."

Bon Jovi has saved somebody who was about to jump from a bridge. They were halfway there. He had to hold on to what he got.

George Michael, David Bowie and Prince have collaborated to release the first new track since their deaths. The Sound of Silence.

So George Michael's sister was found dead on Christmas day ? That's what I call a double whammy.

Rumour has it that Michael Barrymore once organised a Christmas panto for his fellow inmates in prison. Apparently he did a-lad-in.

Clare Balding, off the telly, at Winter Olympics,was saying she worried about "wind whistling around the half-pipe".... Next time why don't she just get her missus to wear a snorkeling mask?

Dear Mr. Oboe, Thank you for reaching out to me at this difficult time. It means a lot to me as I am a long time admirer of your work. It would be great if you could put me up at yours for a while until the dust settles. I spoke to my friend Colleen yesterday and she is having similar issues as well. I don't suppose you have room for us both do you? We would be most grateful and repay your kindness in any way we could. It's so nice to know that the world has a few good people like yourself left in it. Speak soon, Roxanne x

What's brown and hasn't been filled in four years? Fadi Fawaz's shitter.