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I went to a casino for the first time ever and a croupier approached me and said. "Do you fancy trying your hand in Black Jack?" I replied"yes please Ducky,show me where he is". oooooooh
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My first celebrity crush was an Asian bird who could fit a whole hand up her arse. Soo from The Sooty Show.
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What did the thick irish twat do after posting another Gary Haggarty meme? He rubbed cream on his prolapsed butthole & masturbated to all the pictures of Gary Haggarty he has kept since Gary told him their relationship was over.
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Is "tight-fisted" an oxymoron? Asking for a friend.
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So how does a joke go from the top on 26 to -1? The cokeheads must have finished fucking their arses and sucking each other off. Yeah, sad isn't it.
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I just got fisted by an indian bloke. Armin
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Primark Guard guilty of sexually assaulting young girls he accused of shoplifting. He was caught with his hands inside a pair of nickers.
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I am a thick Irish arse bandit who got so overused by Gary Haggarty that he inverted my rectum. I miss Gary Haggarty. He owns me. I am Gary Haggarty's little bitch.
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Please stop picking on me! I'll report you to the moderators!! I admit I am a fat American cunt with sexual fetishes for donuts & I admit I need to book 2 seats on a plane. But all this bullying is hurtful! I can't even fuck my sister without thinking about it!
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If any aliens happened to be watching BBC 1 on Saturday night,they would be wondering how mankind survives,as everyone in the world appears to be fucking queer......
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