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Can all you fucking retard trolls FUCK OFF and leave the site to people that just post jokes. Either get a life or (hopefully) just top yourself and do everyone a huge favour. Ta.

I had the Hiroshima Breakfast this morning. One giant mushroom and loads of burnt soldiers T.j

The autistic guy at work had a total meltdown today. Fuck knows whose idea it was to employ him at Hinkley Point B in the first place.

I was at the supermarket and looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out something for dinner. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring ! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity... I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs.

What did Kim Jong Un get for his birthday? Yellow cake

If you're having trouble paying your heating bill this winter, vapeman has plenty of free gas going spare... His farts will warm you up.

Do Chernobyl Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

My friend is from Chernobyl, and I was speaking with him about the recent show on Sky Atlantic. He said he can count 9 historical inaccuracies on the one hand.

Lucy had a little lamb, She said I wasn't her type, So I turned the fucker into a Kebab, And raped Lucy up the fart pipe.

Genetically modified food is flying off the shelves.