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After the bus crash in Somerset how did they know which kids were injured? Must be impossible to tell with all 70 of them going "Oooh Arrr".

The single biggest test of Donald Trump's Presidency is coming on July 4th. Not because he's behaving like a King. It's the day half of his supporters will find out he's gutted their medical cover, when they've just blown half of their webbed fingers off with fireworks.

The coffee company accused of virtue signalling by ceasing to advertise on GB News has sought to clarify their decision: "We just didn't think slapstick comedy fitted in with our image", they added

Steven Spielberg has said that 'no film should be revised' based on modern sensitivities. Great! I'm really looking forward to seeing the uncut edition of Birth of a Nation.

The late Jerry Lee Lewis's rock 'n' roll career suffered terribly when it was discovered he had married his 13-year-old cousin. He later revived his fortunes by switching to country music, where they're cool with that sort of thing.

I recentley read that the buttered side of a slice of toast always lands butter side down, I now butter both sides which makes it rotate perpetually just above the ground when dropped..

Just got my hair cut by that racist barber, the one that owns the salon on the High Street - 'The Krew Kuts Klan'

Just got my haircut by a racist barber. He owns that salon on the High Street - The Krew Kuts Klan (Nod to the thedarkman)

I was reading a book about an undercover cop who infiltrated the KKK in America's deep south: "I found myself surrounded by a community of old, fat, sweaty, balding white supremacist types saying the most vile and racist stuff I'd ever heard. The captain then told me to stop browsing sickipedia as he needed me to go undercover and infiltrate the KKK."

I guess there is one distinct advantage to living in a redneck family. Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.