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After years of waiting for gender reassignment surgery I decided to do it myself. To be honest I'm surprised I managed to pull it off.

Do transgender women get frustrated when they wake up with a hard on...?

I have a rich friend whose helicopter is rather impressive I wish I had a cock like his

When I was a teenager I was always trying to make my old man proud. Which is slang for getting an erection. It really pissed my dad off.

Yet another unsuccessful speed dating night. I was asked, "What do you look for in a woman." I said, "My cock."

Women on dating sites are always like, 'Don't message me unless you're at least 6 feet and 2 inches.' So I always do. I'm 6 feet tall.

A priest caught sexually assaulting a sleeping man on a train told police, 'I was affirming him.' The question is, did he get firm?

Lots of guys name their penis, so I called mine Goldilocks. It's not small but it's also not too big. It's just right. And there's plenty of porridge for everyone.

My mate Dave has a huge todger, not only is it long but also extra wide. Marital relations with his Mrs had to wait until she went into hospital for corrective Manhole Surgery !

I knew someone who had a moneybelt made out of circumcised foreskin. Everytime he rubbed it, it turned into a backpack