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The 112 year old scouser who had died was actually only 47. He'd lived in Liverpool all his life so it seemed like he was 112.

Reduce your chances of being mown down in Liverpool by a madman by having a job and staying off the streets.

Planned attempts to divert an asteroid which will collide with the Earth in about seven years have been abandoned after it was calculated the point of impact would be Liverpool.

I was in Liverpool when I drove past a bunch of girls on their way to school, some of them pushing prams.

Today would of been the 35th birthday of Jamie Bulger. That marks 18 years of saving taxpayers money on benefits and court costs.

Little miss scouse gets home from school, "Mummy mummy, I've been chosen to play Mary in the school nativity play. " "Wow darling that's brilliant. " "Yes mummy, I'll be just like you, pregnant without a fucking clue who the father is. "

Just heard on the news, there will be a minute's silence before the charity shield match today. News agencies, please note: the day there isn't a fucking minute's silence before a Liverpool game, that will count as news.

A UFO landed in Liverpool and there was an alien abduction! Three scousers put one of them in the back of a transit van.

There's been a tragedy in Liverpool recently. For those of you who don't know the details, let me run through it...

Let me apologise in advance to all regulars on Sickipedia who happen to be Scousers... The comedian Andrew Lawrence actually said this on X: "To be fair, if I was in Liverpool, I'd drive through crowds of people to get the fuck out of there as well."