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Lads, make your wife or girlfriend know how you feel walking around shops with her, by making her sit through you trying to pick a video on Pornhub...

I took a girl back to my place last night. An hour later, she said, "That was the best shag ever. I've never seen such a huge dick." "I told you it'd be fantastic," I replied. There was an awkward silence, before she finally said, "Are you gonna fuck me, then, or are we watching porn all night?"

I made an interesting discovery today. If you poke a finger up your sleeping step-daughter's arse... ... the outcome bears little resemblance to what Pornhub leads you to believe might happen

When I was younger, porn cost money and water was free. What happened?

Porn star, Jessica Jaymes, 40, dies at her California home - where paramedics performed CPR for three and a half hours.

Just seen Jessica Jaymes filthy new movie. She's stripped naked and pumped with fluid by a dirty old man. It was a live stream from the embalmer.

How do you tell the difference between a dwarf and a midget? Dwarves do pantomime Midgets do porn.

Discovering that the girls in the Fake Taxi videos aren't really random pick ups is the adult equivalent of finding out that Santa isn't real.

I’m fucking livid. Just downloaded “2 Cunts, 1 Camera” from PornHub, expecting a good bit of amateur girl on girl. Turned out to be Keir Starmer’s interview on Piers Morgan’s Life Stories.

Porn is so unrealistic. If she was really a police officer she'd have shot that black dude.