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I finally watched that movie Brokeback Mountain. Some of the dialogue was pretty good. 'Yippie KY, motherfucker...'

I don't think there was ever any concern Prince William would've kissed any of the England players on the lips They were probably more worried about him sticking the trophy up his arse

My gay son says he's finally going in for a sex-change done on the NHS this year. "I don't actually want to be a girl; I just need a tight new hole, as my destroyed anus is now always hanging open like the mouth of a tired dog."

What's red and sticky? Lennywankstains arse after delivering free clothes to his local migrant hotel.

My wife and I have agreed to have an open relationship. She was a bit taken aback when I said I would be starring in a porn movie, her look when I told her it's working title was anal rent boys 3 was priceless..

Douche

Knock knock "Who's there" "A big butch beefy builder" "Ooooooh please come around my back passage and enter into my backdoors " Ooooooh

You'd think prison would be the last place a bloke could expect a diddy ride, but Sean Combs's cellmate says otherwise.

Steps were fucking shit. So was that 'H' guy.

I'm not saying Tyler Robinson enjoyed rough sex with his tranny boyfriend But his arsehole looked like Charlie Kirk's neck afterwards