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INFORMATION: I’ve just let off the eggiest steamer ever. Chum and afghancoward are wanking to the smell. Cheryl25yk is strumming her cunt while lighting her farts. Life’s good.

Hi Weaverdog Hope you are well...As you know im not the most cleverest person in the world but get on to this... i should be a crimologist...ive only gone and discovered what The Boston Strangler and The Stockwell Strangler have in common. They both have the same first name ...i fucking bet you Professor Colin Wilson didnt know that....Anyway back to it. PHOOOOOAR

While Wasp is at work, Prince Philip decides to visit his fat wife for some royal rumpy-pumpy. "What would you like me to do, sir?", asks the fat girl. "Sit on my face". The end.

Andre Previn has died. Looks like he'll be doing a spot of decomposing for a change then. No way to conduct yourself.

Hi Weaverdog Hope you are well my old china...Get on to this...before he died i bumped into John Thaw and i said "Hey up John where you off too"? and he said " Im off to see my old mate Dennis Waterman..he going to be in a new TV series"..and i said " Thats brill...Whats the programme called" and he replied "Minder your own fucking buisiness".

Hi Markrees my BFF and ever Hope you are well sonny jm Peter Sissons is not to well..in fact he has died...A Brucie bonus in my eyes..a dead scouser..

Apparently, Andre Previn is still breathing. It's just that his breaths are not necessarily in the right order

You win 4 Oscars for playing all the right notes. But that isn't how you achieve fame. A. Preview of reality stardom. RIP.