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It is easy to spot an American tourist. Just stop measuring in BMI but use the Richter Scale. in stead.

I'm watching the Ryder Cup and it seems there is a link between obesity and Tourettes.

I've opened a restaurant for the sole use of Native Americans. You can't get a table unless you have a reservation.

Apparently the American version of Cluedo was abandoned , when it was determined the weapon was always a gun.

An American boy is sitting in a school library assiduously studying Hebrew when he starts getting mocked by his peers. When they ask why he needs to do this, he responds, "When I go to Heaven, I can speak with Moses and Abraham in their own language." "What if you's goes to Hell ?" "I already talk American."

'Islam is the sword the left is using to slit the throat of America.' - Charlie Kirk, September 9th. 'The Second Amendment is how I obtained the gun I used to shoot the throat of Charlie Kirk.' - Tyler Robinson, September 12th.

I don't like being an American cop. Every day you have to interact with murderers, rapists and people who'll do anything for money. And then you have to go on the streets and arrest bad guys.

Bit pissed off England are not gonna celebrate the American cop who kneeled on George Floyd's neck

News: Bystanders in Los Angeles beat and shot a man who ploughed his car through a taco stand, a valet podium and a crowd of people outside a nightclub. Or as they say in America, "That's what happens when you fuck with our taco stands."

10 killed in mass shooting in the city of Graz. Anyone know which state that's in?