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Prince william is worried about his best man's speech ... He said "It could be a potential banana skin!"

During summer Britney Spears said that she would never perform in public again while her father remained her Conservator. Now she's free! She's planning to release new covers of other artist's work starting with; They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! by Napolean XIV https://youtu.be/tnPG1v61AEk (Feel free to add your own!)

All these new diets it’s hard to keep up with the new trends and regimes. There’s Vegetarian, Paleo, Atkins, carb-free, Gluten-free, lactose-free the list goes on and on. With a lot of thought and a heavy heart I’ve decided to go Vegan-free, I’m going to stop eating Vegans, at least they’re bones won’t get stuck in my stomach, at best I’ll lose some weight. They are tasty though.

Have vegans ever noticed how nature's foodchain works the vegetarian creatures have to spend all day muching bland boring plants just to stay alive, whist the predators just sit on there arses all day and eat the vegetarians . In the future once we are all vegan and cows and pigs and chickens are extinct for land to grow more crops. Some vegans will think fuck this and turn to cannibalism. That's basically the story in the time machine .

Never let a vietnamese man do you doggy style.

Living in a diverse community I always have a couple of bottles of um bongo in the fridge, for social events etc.wouldn't want to offend by offering alcohol.

Me an the wife are retiring to The Caribbean... Jamaica? I’ll have to now, after today’s news. (Dead old, but very topical)

How does a cannibal like his eggs cooked from a woman? Ovary Easy

I can't believe that you can still get Linda McCartney sausages. I thought that they would have used her up by now.

Cannibal Mum "Eat some of the vegetables son." Canniibal Son "I'm not eating the one still in her wheelchair"